Application for Permission to Date my Daughter
After reading Pr. Dennis Sy’s Blog act like a man, there was an article that caught my eye, and found it’s mark in my funny bone.
It’s the Form for Dating My Daughter. I am certainly single and do not have a daughter but just for the sake of sharing, whether a laugh or a peice to think about, ( some parents ought to have these !)
The Application for Permission to Date my Daughter Form, at first sight looks and sounds absurd, but lays out what we unfortunately assume when we date. The whole point is getting the Father’s Consent. (thanks to actlikeaman.org for pointing out that a serious man will take the courage to do all needed)
The Form confirms information about:
1. Address – in case you kidnap her.
2. How fast you can Run 40 yards ( So as a dad, he can catch you)
3. Church you Attend and how often
4. What “Don’t Touch my Daughter” means
5. What taking her home “Late” means
6. If you were to be shot, (Assumes the father has a gun. . .)
7. Dentist. I am not so sure what this means here. ?!?
And worse, an answered Form that I have found! Ha ha!