Some Messages to Pepper the Girl on Valentine’s

At this 3rd decade, I’m still learning to get dates. I’ve learned to appreciate my seasons. Here’s a few messages to give the girl on your mind on this month of love.

Romantic Attraction Quotes and Pickup Lines

1. You were amazing last night. Imagine what it would be like if it wasn’t just in my dreams.
2. I really like our friendship but do you want to make it more?
3. Can I see what’s in your pockets; I think you’ve stolen my heart.
4. You’re already on my mind and I’ve just woken up.
5. Do you have a to-do list? If yes, put me on it.
6. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
7. I’m a bit like a Rubik’s cube, I get harder the more you play with me.
8. I understand you don’t want any more children, but is there any change we could practice tonight?
9. The best thing about a keyboard is that U and I are together.
10. Don’t tire yourself out at work. You’ll need some energy for later.
11. At night time I sleep dreaming of you, and in the daytime I dream sleeping with you.
12. I’m trying my best to fall asleep, but I just can’t stop thinking about you.
13. You looked so beautiful the last time I saw you I forgot my pickup line.
14. Every time you enter the room, you enter my heart.
15. Send me a picture, so I can give Santa my wish list.
16. Here’s hoping your day consist of . . . . and the quickest route to bring you straight into my arms.
17. On a beautiful day like this, the only thing that could improve is having you by my side.
18. A hundred miles away and you’re still right here in my heart.
19. I wish I was your mirror so that I could look at you every morning.
20. You’re so hot I get a tan every time I look at you.
21. Sweet dreams. I hope I was in them. 😉
22. Don’t listen to your friends, listen to your heart!!
23. The next time you see your parents, send them my sincerest gratitude.
24. Can you send me a picture; my friends don’t believe that angels exist.
25. God created the world in six days, rested on the 7th but it took Him thousands of years to produce someone as beautiful as you.
26. This email is a group message to 10/10 girls in the area. Currently you are the only recipient.
27. I’m tired at work because I’m a perfectionist in most things I do. That’s why I like you so much.
28. You look a lot like my next girlfriend!
29. Do you know any good heart doctor, because my heart skips a beat looking in your eyes.
30. Of all the stars in the sky, there is not as beautiful as you.

Warning: Don’t try this on strangers. The author holds no responsibility if any slaps are given or police called when you try this on strangers. 🙂

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